On Thursday, May 4, an unrelenting swarm of inflated rubber will rain down like arrows upon a medieval battlefield. to that we say, "Rally your army, call upon your champions, and let off some steam, for a good cause." Clad them in your choice of colors and come to the arena that is 1227 Washington Avenue. Egos will be shattered. Headbands will be worn. Balls will be dodged. Through it all, one agency will emerge triumphant and be crowned the undisputed victor of a sport born from a middle school gymnasium. We invite you to come on, throw a ball at someone's face. Get away with it.